This is not a poem

The names used in this writing are all fictitious and if situation(s) describe in this writing relates directly to anyone you know bearing the same name(s), it is strictly coincidental.

As such, the writer reserves the right to create his own characters, plot and setting as he sees fitting for use in this instalment of LUCIAN CHRONICLES and stresses on the fact that the events describe in this piece of writing are purposed to sensitize persons on the collective happenings in his country. The characters are not real people.

 

 

Zafe` Moun

Girlllllll,
You eh hear how da church pastor get a bottin?
Bon doos…
Sister Pam talk how much bout dat aready
An she wasn’t even a virgin
Choops
Let her come and tell me anyfing
Those hypocrites
Pastor almost go mad ee
Poor jab

 

Bongo, dat ras from dong de road
same one dat say he how conscious and ting
Da man self self,
We catch him wif a whole pan a chicken
An Blanc, dat vo’le` from behind Ma Paul house
Is he dat put a ham he steal from Fada Josie in the ras fridge
Look soaps

 

 But you know Josie had rape a likkle boy
Dat priest make me do my first communion girl
I know da man had like boys, but wa
He was looking at my brother how strange
He does give his losty to all dem ole women
Ma Forsay and Jones have a basket full under deh bed

 

Da Jones self self,
She take his losty and go and do gaje’
Dey get her by Vigie cemetery a night
But she was looking like a animal
may-siay,
woyyyy
Everybody ran when dey see her

 

Straight to by Fatso house
Yes, at fat-bastard house
Da same one dat does ble’se’ his wife
Everyday de man beating da girl
And she so stupid,
when police come she pretend like de man doh do it especially
or intentionally
When she die she go end up like da lady dat horn her man
In de bush behind da ole mango tree in Gregory yard
Uh huh.
Yea Gregory da short boog dat does walk like so

 

Ay ay,
You remember his brother Boyzie had kill himself?
You doh remember dat?
Asaiy, where you does live?
You jus com dong?
But anyway, it was on news
Da same week Marl-ka-di had still money from da Credit Union
You still doh remember?

 

Ok, ok.
So you eh hear de principal of dat school dong da road have AIDS
Dat all over garcon you eh hear dat?
Choops.
Where you from?
Come close lemme tell you a secret
One fing, doh go and say dat I say eh
Bon
Cause when dey come an say you say I say what all of dem not saying
Is me an you
So just watch your mouth

 

So da minister daughter sleep with a kinda men
She does take people man too ee
And you know she was about to get married eh
But de man leave her when he find out she horning him
And now she with somebody husband

 

But Marco self is a mashee because his woman horn him how much wee
And she get pregnant with a next man child
Ha ha ha
Dey give him a bottin too
Oh yeah,
Sharon does go to town every Saturday
But dat not her clothes

 

You know dey had tell me Shian had like you
You never hear dat?
I know you is a woman, but dey say she is a lesbo
Anyway, I fink I smell my pan burning
Lemme go and check my man food eh
Before he reach from work
We will talk tomorrow sister
God bless you eh,
Ba bye